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Monday, November 5, 2012

Bigger Than Jesus (The Hit Man Series) by @RChazzChute - no cost download Nov 5 -9


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Bigger than Jesus

The Hit Man Series

Written by Robert Chazz Chute





It's Free on Amazon — November 5 - 9



Synopsis


Jesus Diaz is a hit man caught in the gears of The Machine. He craves the simple things: to escape New York with stolen mob money and to marry the lovely Lily. Not getting shot would be good, too. Fast-paced and full of twists and deception, this is the crime novel that reads like a Coen brothers' movie: the wide and easy road out of town turns deadly. Murphy's Law will bring Jesus down long before the NYPD get a chance.

Reviews


"In a short span of a couple of short stories collections and a few novelettes, Robert Chazz Chute has seriously become one of my favourite authors! You can count on him for well-written stories that pack punch, plot twists, clever dialogue and even some hidden wisdom in their pages. No surprise then, that this novel, Bigger than Jesus, delivers the same!"

"Bigger than Jesus is wickedly real and violently funny so take Chute up on his offer. Let him make you a made man, or woman, as the case may be. I'll bet you five stars you'll enjoy it, but if you do, you'd better pay up..."

"Oh wow. What can I say? Mr. Chute pulled me in with his POV and kept the twists coming through the whole book. I found the ending to be delightful and perfect. With comedy throughout and a wonderful cast of characters, Bigger Than Jesus pulled me right in and wouldn't let me go. I highly recommend that you devour this book. It shines. You're getting a deal at $2.99!"

Author Bio


Robert Chazz Chute (born 1964 - Gee, let's not speculate!) is in suspense (figuratively and literally) and loves funny, hardboiled fiction. He is a former newspaper journalist and magazine columnist who has worked in various worker drone capacities in book publishing's hive mind. The winner of seven writing awards and nominated for a Maggy, he writes surprising stories from his bunker office under a volcano somewhere in the Canadian Shield guarded by a clone army of ninja monkey assassins. He doesn't take himself too seriously, even when writing about himself in the third person. Only the suspense and heft of the literary merit should be taken seriously.

He also does a weekly podcast on iTunes and Stitcher Radio called All That Chazz. A word about titles: Please note that the ebook Sex, Death & Mind Control is neither porn nor is it gory. Jesus is in my titles, but it's pronounced "Hay-soose". Also, you don't have to be a stoner to love Self-help for Stoners. It's all twisted and twisty stories with gut punch endings to delight the reader and distract you from anything that pains you. The author is not available to help any new readers move, but he is handy with a rubber mallet if you are (a) close by, and (b) need anything or anyone malleted.

http://allthatchazz.com/

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